HOW “Selfish” OF ME!

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Happy to announce that “I Hate Yoga” went to #1 on Amazon Kindle today! It’s nice to know that readers are hating yoga both physically AND electronically. It’s all about balance.
On another note, I’d like to thank Kim Kardashian for not putting her book in the same category as mine on Amazon. In a perfect world, I’d like to think that a book about bettering yourself through yoga would easily trump a collection of sassy cellphone selfies compiled in a “book” entitled “Selfish.”
Ya know. In a perfect world.
Ironically, it was very unselfish and gracious of Kim to not list her book in the “fitness”, “health” and “yoga” categories.
As you can see, this picture of Kim balancing on a box after drinking organic, alcohol-free champagne and moisturizing her skin with body oil she collected from the sweat of ex-lovers, is proof that she would have KILLLED me in EVERY category.
‪#‎grateful‬ ‪#‎respect‬ ‪#‎deletetheprevioustwohashtags‬

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